"Black Guy With Those Two Assholes" joke

A construction foreman asks if anyone can help identify a black man who has fallen 12 floors and is so smashed up he cannot be easily recognized. Two Polish brothers come forward and say it might be their friend Jake. "Well", says the foreman, "does he have any scars that would help to identify him?" "No", say the brothers, "but if it's our friend Jake he has two assholes." The foreman says, "how would you know such a thing?" And they say, "last week we invited Jake to a bar which we go and always get drunk at, because he said he had never been there before. But, he must have been there before, because when we walked in the bartender yells out,' here comes a black guy with those two assholes!'"

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