"Blind policeman" joke
When a blonde came home from work one day she found her house had been robbed. She called the police and they posted it on the news. A local K9 unit got to her house first. A policeman with his dog came and the blonde, sitting on her front porch, shook her head and said, "I come home to find all my belongings have been taken. I call the police, and what do they give me? A BLIND policeman".
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,"You bitch, your cunt is too hairy! Whell your dick is to small bastard!"The boy was curious about these new words so he went in the room and asked what they meant. The startled parents did their best more...
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?
Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
Chuck Norris pees in a can and sells it as redbull.