"Chuck Norris pees in a can and sells it as redbull..." joke

Chuck Norris pees in a can and sells it as redbull.

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Bungee Jumping Mamma

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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If it Ain't Broke...

Normal people believe that "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." Engineers believe that "If it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet"

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hairline

by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

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Gullible cop

by TJ

A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...

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Yo moma

your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

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That kid savageboy :Look at your shoes"boy look at your hair line
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That kid savageboy :Your hair line so ugly your teacher said get out
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That kid savageboy :Yo hair line so ugly a cancer patient said bruh
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Biggun:This makes no sense... if his legs are short then his head is the same distance from his ass, his ass is closer to the ground
Funny Joke? 42 vote(s). 76% are positive. 5 comment(s).