"Blonde Friday" joke
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the
elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by
saying, "T-G-I-F"? (letters only).
He smiled at her and replied,"S-H-I-T" (letters only)."
She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T-G-I-F" again.
He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T."
The blond was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and
said as sweetly as possibly "T-G-I-F" another time.
The man smiled "S-H-I-T."
The blond finally decided to explain things, and this time she said,
"T-G-I-F, Thank Goodness It's Friday, get it?"
The man answered, "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."
A blonde walks on an elevator and there is 1 other man on there and the blonde says "T.G.I.F." and the man replied "S.H.I.T." then they argued about the words and finally the blonde says thank gosh its friday and the man replies sorry hun its thursday.
"Yo Momma is so fat that when she entered the elevator and pressed the 'up' button, the elevator went down!"
"Oh yeah? Yo Momma is so fat that she can't even fit in the elevator!!"
A blonde gets on a elevator and a man is standing there and she turned and
smiled at him and said; "Hi... T.G.I.F."
" S.H.I.T. " replied the man
"Excuse me...how rude T.G.I.F." responded the blonde
"S.H.I.T." replied that more...