"Blonde Jokes" joke

I told my blonde girlfriend that I was going skeet shooting. She told me she didn't know how to cook them.

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A husband and wife (a blonde) went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on the ferris wheel, but the husband wasn't comfortable with that. So the wife went on the ride by herself. The wheel went round and round and suddenly the wife was thrown out and landed in a heap at her husband's feet. "Are you hurt?" he asked.

"Of course I'm hurt!"

she replied. "Three times around and you didn't wave once!"

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A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, "Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test."

"Oh, No!" she said but Saint Peter said not to worry he'd make it easy.

"Who was God's son?" said Saint Peter.

The dumb Blonde thought for a few minutes and said "Andy!"

"That's interesting... What made you say that?" said Saint Peter

Then She started to sing "Andy walks with me! Andy talks with me! Andy tells me..."

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A blonde's response to the comment, "THINK about it!":

"I don't have to think -- I'm blonde!"

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Two blonde duck hunters out on the marsh duck hunting. One says to the other, "we're not having much luck to-day getting any ducks."

The other one says, " maybe we're not throwing the dog high enough."

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A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun - they just don't remember who with.

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Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat. The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this the other blonde replied "I know it, and if I knew how to swim I'd go out there and drown her.". .. then there was the blonde who started the restaurant with the slogan "Billions Served - just today"

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Did you hear about the blonde who: was called "Sanka" because she had no active ingredient in the bean? took an hour to cook Minute Rice? got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up? was an M. D. - Mentally Deficient? after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls? brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?

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Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger:

Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!

Blonde#2: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!

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Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went?

It finally dawned on here.

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A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT".

After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "oh well! " and turned around an drove home. On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES". By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.