"Blonde in a Bar" joke
One day a blonde went to a bar. She saw three guys she would possibly be interested in. The first one was tall, dark, and handsome-every girls dream guy. The blonde went up to him, cleavage and thong showing. She seemed so confident that the guy imediately asked her if she would like a drink. She just asked for a beer. Before she knew it she was having sex in the bathroom. She was apparently not satisfied at his performance. The next guy was short, kind of pale with dark hair. Again, the guy bought her a beer. Next thing she knew she was giving the guy a blow job in the back seat of his car. Again, not happy, she went for the next guy, medium height with black hair with blonde highlights, he was not tall, but not short, he looked average. This time she ordered another beer. She ended up at his house in the bed. Before anything happened this time, she said that she had had sex in the bathroom in the bar, gave a guy a blow job in the backseat of his car, and was about to suck his dick. After she was finished, she said that she was sorry but she only did it in hopes of getting another beer.
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