"Blonde one-liners" joke
What is five miles long and has an IQ of forty... a blonde parade. A blonde and brunette jumped off of a 20 story building. The brunette hit the pavement but not the blonde... she got lost. Boyfriend said to his blonde girlfriend, I am going to go skeet shooting... but I don't know how to cook skeet. How do blonde brain cells die... alone. How do you measure a blonde's intelligence... stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear. How do you keep a blonde busy all day... put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner. What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you... run... she's got a hand grenade in her mouth. How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle... shine a flashlight in her ears. How do you kill a blonde... put spikes in her shoulder pads. How do you drown a blonde... put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
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