Skeet Jokes

How did the blonde try to kill the bird... she threw it off of a cliff. How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves... she fell out of the tree. How did the blonde die, drinking milk... the cow stepped on her. How did the blonde burn her nose... bobbing for french fries. Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month... the instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds". Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops... so they can tell if they are going to work or going home, while on the bus. Why do men like blonde jokes... it is one thing they can understand. Why do blondes like lightning... they think someone is taking their picture. Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces... from eating with forks. Why do blondes have more fun... they are easier to keep amused. What do you call a brunette with a blonde on both sides... an interpreter. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer... frosted flakes. What do you call a fly buzzing inside a more...

What is five miles long and has an IQ of forty... a blonde parade. A blonde and brunette jumped off of a 20 story building. The brunette hit the pavement but not the blonde... she got lost. Boyfriend said to his blonde girlfriend, I am going to go skeet shooting... but I don't know how to cook skeet. How do blonde brain cells die... alone. How do you measure a blonde's intelligence... stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear. How do you keep a blonde busy all day... put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner. What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you... run... she's got a hand grenade in her mouth. How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle... shine a flashlight in her ears. How do you kill a blonde... put spikes in her shoulder pads. How do you drown a blonde... put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.