"Blonde quickies 121-140" joke

121. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody has been in a limo. 122. Q: What's the difference between a blonde track team and a tribe of sly pygmies? A: One's a bunch a cunning runts. .. 123 Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush? A: You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush. 124. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job? A: Your job still sucks after 6 months. 125. Q: What's the difference between a blond having her period and a terrorist? A: You can negotiate with a terrorist. 126. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a shopping trolley? A: The shopping trolley has a mind of its own! 127. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Suez Canal? A: One's a busy ditch. 128. Q: What is the difference between a blond and a toilet? A: A toilet won't follow you around after you use it. 129. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster? A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo." 130. Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde? A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week. 131. Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common? A: They both get easier to pick-up with age. 132. Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on her. 133. Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The more you bang it the looser it gets. 134. Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up. 135. Q: What do blonds and spagetthii have in common? A: They both wriggle when you eat them. 136. Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common? A: They both have black roots. 137. Q: What do Darren Millane (Collingwood footballer killed in a recent car crash) and a blonde have in common? A: Put either of' em in a car and their fucked. 138. Q: Why did the deaf blond sit on a newspaper? A: So she could lip read. 139. Q: How do you drown a blond? A: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. 140. Q: How do you drown a blonde? A: Don't tell her to swallow.

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