"Bob at the bar..." joke
Bob was at the bar one night having a few beers. He saw a sexy woman from across the room so he strolled over and greeted her. She rolled out from behind the table in a wheelchair! He didn't want to be a dick so he talked to her all night long. Later, he asked her if she needed a ride home. She replied with a yes. When they arrived to her house, she got out of the car and hobbled towards the tree, hanging on it by her arms. She said to Bob, "I want you to fuck me right now!" He gladly accepted. After they did the nasty, he carried her into the house and lied her down in her bed. On his way out, he was confronted by the handicapped girl's father, and thought that he was in big trouble. The girl's father said to Bob, "I just want to thank you, young sir." Bob replied confused, "For what? Fucking your daughter in the front yard tree?" The girl's dad said, "No, for bringing her back inside... everyone else leaves her hanging from the tree!"
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