"Botany Puns VI" joke

1. Who is the mother of the mother of a botanist?
A Granule.
2. What is the attitude of many botanists?
Haploid go luckoid.
3. Hastate makes wastate.
4. Why will shrubs rule the world?
They will have Hedge-mony.
5. What do you call a curly haired monoceous plant?
A perm-aphrodite.
6. What is a boring plant eater?
An Herbi-bore.
7. What do you call a plant eating pig?
An herbi-boar.
8. Why did the flower go to the salon?
To have his hair styled.
9. What do you say when a botanist sneezes?
HIRSUTE-ite.
10. How do horticulturists get across bodies of water?
With the help of a a Boat-anist.