"Botany Puns VII" joke

1. What do you call the study of polyps?
Wart-iculture.
2. What did the tropical weather say when it made a mistake?
I am only Humid.
3. How does corn speak?
With a husky voice (and it is al ears)
4. What rank in the army is corn?
A Kernal.
5. Which yellow plant flew too close to the sun?
ICTERUS.
6. What do you call an undressed fruit?
INDEHISCENT
7. What do you call something done accidently by a rolled plant leaf?
Involutary.
8. Why is bach's concerto like a plant?
Both are organic.
9. What is the advice of tucan Sam to a botanist?
Follow your node.
10. What does a botanists do when he/she finds a new orchid?
Labellum.
11. What is a D&D villain oft encountered by a botanist?
An Orc-id.
12. The botanist was broke, so she took out a lawn, or was it a loam.
13. The corn followed you, you have been stalked.
14. What do you call it if you lick a tree?
Licknum.
15. He forgot to return his library book about ivys, now he has a vine.