"Brain is needed" joke
once two men went in a train. one man is a hindi man and another man is a tamil man.the tamil had a large luggage and weight luggage.he could not lift it.so the hindi man lifted it and kept it. he told the tamil man that you always eat rice so you dont get strength.the tamil man got angry. he acted like that as he is pulling the stop chain in the train.the hindi man stood up and pulled the stop the chain. after that the train stooped.the police came the tamil man told to the police that this hindi man pulled the stop chain they areested him.the tamil man told to the hindi man because you alaways eat chappathi you dont have brain.
Two Polish guys are sitting on a park bench, and a bum comes up to them.
"Hey!!" he bellows, in his hoarse voice. "I got a riddle for you two. What has 2 heads, 4 arms, 4 legs, and stinks like SHIT??"
The Polish guys look at each other, and one of more...
A man walked up to a farmer's house, and knocked on the door. When the farmer's wife opened the door, the man asked if she knew how to have sex. Not amused, she slammed the door.Again, the man knocked, and again, he asked the same question. Again, she slammed the door and more...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The man groaned but didn't budge.The usher became impatient. "Sir, if you don't get more...
A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes to
find the ball he discovers a witch (hat and all) stirring a
cauldron. So out of curiosity he asks her what she is brewing.
"A magic potion" she replies.
"Well what does it for" more...
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and demands he get the man eating creature out of there! The man tries to calm the bartender down and says he is very well trained to prove it the man whipped out his cock and put it in the crocodile's mouth, more...