"Bread From Heaven" joke
One day a new pastor moved to a small town. He wanted to impress his congregation and make them believe he could perform miracles. So he went into an animal store where he bought a parrot. He taught the parrot to speak and to perform some tricks. He decided to perform a miracle for his sermon the following Sunday. On Saturday night, he bought two loaves of bread and gave them to the parrot. He told the parrot to go onto the roof of the church, and during service the next morning when he says, "God, send down bread!", the parrot must send down into the church one loaf at a time.
During service the next morning, the pastor cried out to his congregation, "I can perform miracles! I can make bread come down from Heaven! God, send down bread!"
And a loaf of bread fell from Heaven. The congregation was in awe of the pastor. They could not believe that he could perform miracles. They said, "do it again!"
The pastor cried out again, "God, send down bread!"
Yet another loaf of bread fell down. The congregation began to praise the pastor. "Again! Again!" they shouted.
However, he got carried away in his excitement that he forgot were only two loaves of bread he had given the parrot. So he cried for more bread a third time. Then the congregation was astounded to hear a voice answered back.
"You think it's a fucking bakery I have up here?"
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