"Breast Stroke Competition" joke

Three women were competing in the English Channel Breast Stroke Competition, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.
The brunette won and the redhead came in second. However, there was no sign of the final contestant. As time went on without her appearing, the crowd was becoming more and more concerned. Just as they were about to lose hope, the blonde finally arrived.
Overjoyed and relieved to see she was safe, they embraced the young girl as she came ashore.
After all the excitement had died down, she leaned over to the judge and said, "I don't mean to be a poor loser, but I'm sure those other girls used their arms!"

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