Stroke Jokes

Three little old ladies were sitting in their rocking chairs on the porch of their house. A man came by wearing a trench coat. He opened up the trench coat and flashed the three little old ladies.
The first little old lady had a stroke.
The second little old lady had a stroke.
The third little old lady couldn't reach him.

A Sardarni competed with a French woman and an English woman in the Breast Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition.
The French woman came in first, the English woman second.
The Sardarni finally reached shore completely exhausted. After being revived with blankets and coffee, she remarked, "I don't want to complain, but I think those other two girls used their arms."

A blonde competed with a brunette and a redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition.
The brunette came in first, the redhead second.
The blonde woman finally reached shore completely exhausted.
After being revived with blankets and coffee, she remarked, "I don't want to complain, but I think those other two girls used their arms."

There were these three little old ladies sitting on a park bench minding their own business when suddenly a flasher jumped in front of them and exposed himself...the first old lady had a stroke...the second old lady had a stroke...but sadly the third old lady couldn't reach!!!

In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were abrunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and a blonde-Sandy. The second race was the Breast Stroke... the order of finish was: The brunette came in first, the redhead second,... "but wait", where wasthe blonde??? She was still racing! When she got to the finish line... she said " THEY CHEATED!!"The Judge said "how??" The dumb blonde screamed..."THEY USED THEIR ARMS!"