Flasher Jokes

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.February 10, 1993FBI and Florida authorities arrested Paul E. Flasher, 45, who had been sentenced to five years in prison in 1980 for grand theft but who had never been jailed.Flasher said he had gone home from the sentencing hearing in Tampa and "sat tight," just as his lawyer had instructed, waiting for notification to report to prison. Authorities forgot him for 12 years.

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. February 10, 1993FBI and Florida authorities arrested Paul E. Flasher, 45, who had been sentenced to five years in prison in 1980 for grand theft but who had never been jailed. Flasher said he had gone home from the sentencing hearing in Tampa and "sat tight," just as his lawyer had instructed, waiting for notification to report to prison. Authorities forgot him for 12 years.

One sunny afternoon, three old women were sitting on a bench in the park when a flasher suddenly came by and flashed them.
The first old woman had a stroke, the second old woman had a stroke, and the third old woman couldn't reach that far!!

Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to stick it out for one more year!

Three nuns were eating lunch together on a park bench when a male flasher approached.
He jumped in front of the first nun, opened his raincoat and she reacted by having a stroke.
Then he centered himself in front of the second nun, exposed his manhood and she also had a stroke.
He then repeated these actions in front of the third nun but she wouldn't touch it.