"Brits pull out, rubbers stay" joke

(the way I heard it...)
At the beginning of World War II, the English were helping the Resistance in one of the Scandinavian countries. There was a problem, however. Their guns - excuse me, their rifles - kept freezing in the winter cold.
They found that a condom rolled down over the muzzle helped, and the English requested supplies of extra-long (two feet? whatever...) from an English manufacturer. Winston Churchill himself okayed the order, but had the maker print "British Made - Size Small" on the special rubbers.
As the Germans advanced, the English retreated - but left the condoms behind for the Nazis' benefit.

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