"Built Like A Baby" joke
The couple were on their way to their honeymoon, when the wife suddenly said, "Honey, I have a confession to make. I'm very flat-chested."
"That's okay, dear," the husband replied. "There's much more to marriage than sex."
"I also have a confession to make," he continued. "Below the belt, I'm built like a baby."
"That's okay. Like you said, there's more to marriage than sex," the wife replied.
When they finally arrived at their room, the wife took off her clothes, and sure enough she was as flat as a board. Her husband then removed his clothes and she took one look and immediately fainted.
When she finally came to, her husband asked, "What happened? Why did you faint?"
"You said you were built like a baby," she said.
"Yes, that's right, 8 pounds, 20 inches!" replied the husband.
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