"Bumper Sticker Humor" joke

If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.The Earth Is Full -- Go HomeThis Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening to MeCleverly Disguised as a Responsible AdultThe Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My NameIlliterate? Write For HelpHonk If Anything Falls OffHe Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From the Next ExitWhere Are We Going and Why Am I In This Handbasket?It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream NowI Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk SomewhereRemember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed for 70mph.Boldly Going NowhereHeart Attacks... God's Revenge for Eating His Animal FriendsHow Many Roads Must a Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?

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