"Bunch of Yo Mamma Jokes" joke
Some of you may not find these at all funny but their is defintely a demographic that loves them. We decided to just collect as many as possible and throw them all onto one page. Enjoy! Yo mamma's so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon. Yo mamma's so fat her clothes have stretch marks. Yo mamma's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones. Yo mamma's so fat, she has two stomaches...one for meats and one for vegetables. Yo mamma's so fat she needs a hula hoop to keep up her socks. Yo mamma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate. Yo mamma's so fat, she sets off car alarms when she runs. Yo mamma's so fat, her belt size is equator. Yo mamma's so fat, when she fell in love she broke it. Yo mamma's so fat, she has to buy two airline tickets. Yo mamma's so fat, every time she puts an apple in her mouth people try to roast her. Yo mamma's so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party. Yo mamma's so fat, she had her baby pictures taken by satellite. Yo mamma's so fat she was baptized in Sea World. Yo mamma's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone. Yo mamma's so fat, when she went to the beach, she's the only one who got a tan. Yo mamma's so fat your bathtub has stretch marks. Yo mamma's so fat she's on both sides of your family. Yo mamma's so fat she's like the Bermuda Traingle; when kids run around her they get lost. Yo mamma's so fat, when I got on top of her my ears popped. Yo mamma's so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas. Yo mamma's so fat, they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it. Yo mamma's so fat, when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean. Yo mamma's so fat, she has her own area code. Yo mamma's so fat, they ahd to grease the bathtub to get her out. Yo mamma's so fat, when she bungee jumps she brings down the bridge too. Yo mamma's so fat, when she bends over we lose an hour of daylight. Yo mamma's so fat, Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction. Yo mamma's so fat, when her beeper went off, they thought she was backing up. Yo mamma's so fat she shows up on radar. Yo mamma's so fat, she has more chins than the Hong Kong phone book. Yo mamma's so fat, her high school year book picture was an aerial picture. Yo mamma's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips. Yo mamma's so fat, her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine. Yo mamma's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton. Yo mamma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down. Yo mamma's so fat, all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor. Yo mamma's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live. Yo mamma's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her. Yo mamma's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard. Yo mamma's so fat, her ass has it's own congressman. Yo mamma's so fat, when she goes to the circus she sees the big top and asks "Where can I try that on?" Yo mamma's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear." Yo mamma's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them. Yo mamma's so fat, she went on a seafood diet... Whenever she saw food she ate it. Yo mamma's so stupid, she sold her car for gas money. Yo mamma's so stupid she can't pass a blood test. Yo mamma's so stupid that when she swam accross the East River, she got tired half way and swam back! Yo mamma's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind. Yo mamma's so dumb she stole free cheese. Yo mamma's so dumb she asked for a price check at the $2 shop. Yo mamma's so stupid that when I asked her to buy me a color TV she asked "What color?" Yo mamma's so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. Yo mamma's so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super-Bowl. Yo mamma's so dumb, she locked herself in a motorcycle. Yo mamma's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side. Yo mamma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone. Yo mamma's so dumb it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes. Yo mamma's so dumb, she got locked in a supermarket overnight and died of starvation. Yo mamma's so dumb, when the sign said "Don't Walk", she froze and got hit by a bus. Yo mamma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese. Yo mamma's so dumb, on the job application where it said "sign here," she wrote "Aquarius." Yo mamma's so dumb she tried to drown a fish. Yo mamma's so dumb she put ice cubes in the freezer to keep the refrigerator cold.
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