"Bush In Hell" joke

George W Bush dies and finally goes down to hell.
Satan is already there waiting for him, with the speech about an eternity of torment and pain, when Bush suddenly turns and says,-hey, cant we come to an agreement? Can we make a deal of some sort for me not to be in as much pain for all eternity?-
So Satan thinks for a bit, and then says -Ok, theres something we can do. Here are 3 doors, behind each of which is a former president of the United States. Now one person there has to leave hell, and you will have to replace the person you choose.-
-Fair enough,- says Bush.
So Satan opens the 1st door and in it is George Washington getting all his teeth kicked out only for them to grow back and get kicked out again.
Bush turns and says, -no, thats too painful-
So Satan opens the 2nd door and Abraham Lincoln is there being tortured by african slaves who he had work on his plantations, and Bush says -no, lets see the last one-
Behind the third door, Bill Clinton, nude, each of his hands and legs tied to each corner of the bed, and Monica Lewinsky comes in and they begin having sex.
-Thats It- says Bush, -I choose the third one-
-Good- answers Satan, then he turns and says -Ok Monica, you are free to go-

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