"Business one-liners" joke

Meade’s Maxim: Always remember that you are absolutely unique, just like everyone else. Mencken’s Law: There is always an easy answer to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong. Muir’s Law: When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe. Newlan’s Truism: An “acceptable” level of unemployment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job. Ninety-Ninety Rule Of Project Schedules: The first ninety percent of the task takes ninety percent of the time, and the last ten percent takes the other ninety percent. Nolan’s Placebo: An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance. Nowlan’s Theory: He who hesitates is not only lost, but several miles from the next freeway exit.

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