"CIA Test" joke

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists, two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside of this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair."
Applicants for a Spy Job "The CIA is considering three woman to be hired. They bring
them in to speak with the interviewer separately. The first
woman comes in and sits down.
"Do you love your husband?"
"Yes I do, Sir."
"Do you love your country?"
"Yes I do, Sir."
"What do you love more, your husband or your country?"
"My country, Sir!"
"Okay...your husband is in that other room. Now take this
gun and go into the next room and shoot him."
The woman goes into the room, and all is silent for about 5
minutes. She comes back, all sweaty. She puts down the gun
and leaves... she couldn't do it.
The second woman comes in and sits down. The interviewer
asks her the same questions, and the responses are the same.
The interviewer gives her a gun, and tells her to go kill
her husband. The woman puts the gun down and says, "I can't
do it..."
The third woman comes in, same scenario. The interviewer
gives her a gun, and tells her to go shoot her husband. The
woman goes into the room, and - BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!
BLAM! BLAM! This is followed by a bunch of crashing sounds
that end after a few minutes.
The woman comes out of the room and puts the gun on the
table. The interviewer looks at her and says "What the hell
happened in there?!?!"
"Well, the gun you gave me was filled with blanks - so I had
to beat him with a chair!"