"California Fires" joke

Maybe it’s me, but hasn’t California been on fire for the last 10 years. Shouldn’t they have been burned down by now? I think we should penalize them for screwing up the ozone layer. Its ironic California is probably the most conservative State when it comes to protecting the environment and nature, but give them matches to play with and look out; they are like kids at a Bon Fire. California even has an on-line photo club called "California Fire Photographers Association." I propose we take away all matches from California and if they need to light one make it mandatory that someone from the East Coast be there to supervise.

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