"Canadian Indians and French-Canadians" joke
An Indian, French-Canadian and English Canadian are walking
down the street. They see an old lamp so they kick it. Out pops
a genie. The genie says since there are three of you I will grant
you each one wish. They all agree that this sounds fine. The
Indian thinks for a while and says I want you to build a giant
cement wall somewhere in Canada so all the Canadian Indians can
live together away from everybody. The genie says fine. POOF
Its done. The French-Canadian says that sounds like a good idea.
I want you to build a giant cement wall around Quebec and move
all the French-Canadians inside. The genie says fine. POOF its
done. The English-Canadian says they make this wish thing way
to easy. He says I want you to fill both walls up with water.
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