"Care To Buy A Tie?" joke
Stumbling through the desert, a traveler was desperate for water when he suddenly saw something far off in the distance.
Hoping to find water, he continued on toward the image, only to find a little old peddler sitting at a small table with a bunch of neckties laid out.
"Please, may I have some water?" pleaded the parched traveler. "I'm dying of thirst."
"Sorry, I have no water. Care to buy a tie?" asked the peddler. "This one looks like it would go very well with your clothes."
"I don't want a tie, you idiot. I'm desperate for water," shrieked the traveler.
"Fine, don't buy a tie. Just to show you what a nice guy I am, I'll tell you that about 5 miles over that hill there, you'll find a restaurant. Go there and they'll give you all the water you want," the peddler said.
The traveler thanked the peddler and walked toward the hill, eventually disappearing out of sight. A few hours later, he returned.
The peddler at the table said, "I told you, 5 miles over that hill. Didn't you find it?"
"Yeah, I found it all right. They wouldn't let me enter without a tie!" replied the traveler.
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