"Caught wife with mailman over the phone" joke
A lawyer who works in Texas gets a call about an emergency which requires him to immediately fly out of the state for a short period of time. He has no time to pack, so he calls home to tell his wife he is going.
The maid answers the call, but is rather hesitant about putting his wife on the phone. After quite a bit of insisting, she admits that the wife is upstairs in bed with the mailman!
The lawyer is furious, and wants to rush right home, but of course there's this emergency to take care of. So instead, he tells the maid to go get the gun from the desk drawer and kill both his wife and the mailman.
She protests of course! The lawyer then explains that under Texas law it is legal to kill your adulterous wife and her lover. Using all his powers of persuasion, he finally convinces her to do it. She puts down the phone, and soon the lawyer hears the sound of two gun shots, a scream, some loud thumps and, finally, two splashes.
The maid comes back to the phone. The lawyer asks: 'Did you kill them?'
'Yes', she replies. The lawyer then asks: 'What did you do with the bodies?'
'I threw them in the pool', she replies.
There is a brief pause from the lawyer. He asks her: 'Did you say the pool?'
'Yes, I threw them in the pool!' she says.
'Uh, is this 555-8234?'
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