"Census Taker" joke

A blonde was sitting on her porch, when a man approached her with a pad and pencil in his hand.
"Can I help you?" asked the blonde. "Are you selling something?
"No, I'm not selling anything," replied the man. "I'm a Census Taker."
"You're a what?" the puzzled blonde asked.
"A Census Taker. We're trying to find out how many people are in the United States," explained the man.
"Well, you're wasting your time here," the blonde replied. "I have no idea!"

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