"Census Taker" joke

Santa was sitting on his porch, when a man walked up with a pad and pencil in his hand.
"What can I do for you?" Santa politely asked. "You selling something?"
"No, sir, I`m not. I`m a Census Taker," the man replied.
"A what?" Santa asked, more confused than ever.
"A Census Taker," he explained. "We`re trying to find out how many people are in the India."
"Well, you`re wasting your time here," Santa answered finally. "I have no idea."

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