"Cheat On Your Spouse In Michigan And Spend Life In Prison" joke

Spouses caught cheating in Michigan could end up spending the rest of their life in prison. And not the emotional kind. The state’s appeals court ruled that extramarital flings can be prosecuted as first-degree criminal sexual conduct, a felony punishable by up to life in jail.
“Technically, any time a person engages in sexual penetration in an adulterous relationship, he or she is guilty of CSC I, ” the most serious sexual assault charge.

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