"Child" joke

& The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"
The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."
Little Johnny wasn`t getting good marks in school. One day he surprised the teacher with an announcement. He tapped her on the shoulder and said, "I don`t want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don`t start getting better grades, somebody is going to get a spanking!"
"Isn`t the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl.
"Well, do you know who I am?" asked the girl.
"No." replied the boy.
"I`m the principal`s daughter." said the girl.
"And do you know who I am?" asked the boy.
"No," she replied.
"Thank goodness!" said the boy with a sign of relief.
A man in a hurry taking his eight-year-old son to school made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited.
"Uh-oh, I think I just made an illegal turn!" the man said.
"It`s okay, Dad," the boy said, "The police car right behind us did the same thing."
Teacher asked George: how can you prove the earth is round?
George replied: I can`t. Besides, I never said it was.
Teacher: Amit, make a sentence starting with the letter `I`.
Amit: I is...
Teacher: No, no, no, don`t say "I is", you say "I am".
Amit: OK, I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Patty: Seven!
Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Patty: Seven!
Teacher: Let`s try this another way. If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got?
Patty: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Patty: Seven!
Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?
Patty: I`ve already got one rabbit at home now!
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child`s work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I`m drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."