"Chocolate Sundae Options" joke

One day a boy was going to a fancy dress party, he was going as a cowboy. He had his hat, his vest, his boots and his two guns. On the way to the fancy dress party he decided to get a chocolate sundae with nuts on the top. So he said to the lady behind the counter, "can I please have a chocolate sundae with nuts on the top!!"

The lady behind the counter replied " would you like your nuts crunched" and then the boy drew out his two guns and said "would you like your tits blown off!!"

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