"Christmas tree better" joke

Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman"

A Christmas tree doesn`t care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.

A Christmas tree doesn`t care if you have an artificial one in the closet.

When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.

A Christmas tree doesn`t get jealous around other Christmas trees.

A Christmas tree doesn`t care if you watch football all day.

A Christmas tree doesn`t get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck.