"Chuck Norris does not travel at the sp..." joke

What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

Q: whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A:When you slap a mosquito on the head it stops suckin

- Yo Mama's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo.
- Yo Mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came more...

The atom bomb isn’t real.. It’s just Chuck falling out a plane and punching the ground..