"Chuck Norris in Sahara" joke
Chuck Norris was once walking along the Sahara Desert when he decided he needed shelter from the sun. So he stared at the sand until it melted into 2 ton blocks. He then made his shelter which we now call the Great Pyramids.
your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number
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