"Chuck Norris was promised that when he died he wou..." joke
Chuck Norris was promised that when he died he would come bak as the greatist man who eva lived. ....... so he came back as himself
your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number
1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is more...
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...