"Class Reunion" joke

A guy attends his high school class reunion. Since he hasn't seen anyone in twenty-five years, he's very curious to see who will show up.
Shortly after he gets there, he runs into his old high school sweetheart. They sit down and talk about the past.
"So, how have you been?" he asks.
"I've been fine, just fine, thanks," she replies. "I do have some good news and a little bad news though."
"Bad news first, please," he says.
"Well, I had a hysterectomy a month ago," she says.
"Oh my, that's too bad. I'm really sorry to hear that," he replies. "What's the good news?"
"Remember your old high school class ring you thought you lost? Well, the doctor found it!"

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