"Cliff jumping" joke
Two guys are drinking at a bar on the edge of a cliff. The first guy turns to the second guy and says "I bet you a hundred bucks I can jump off the cliff and be back here uninjured in 15 minutes."
The second guy laughs and agrees to the bet. They walk out to the edge of the cliff where the first guy jumps and falls out of sight within seconds. The second guy walks back into the bar and continues to drink thinking he's won.
14 minutes later the first guy walks back into the bar unharmed. The second guy looks at him in amazement and asks "How the hell did you do that." The first guy looks at him and shrugs, "There's a draft, winds catch you bring you back up to the top of the cliff, pay up."
The second guy gives him the hundred bucks and says "Wow, I've got to try that." He walks out to the edge of the cliff, jumps, and dies when his body crashes to the ground.
The bartender looks at the first guy and shakes his head. "Superman, you can be such an asshole when you're drinking
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