"Clinton said that his relationship" joke
Clinton said that his relationship with Monica was inappropriate, in fact
it was wrong.
What's the difference between inappropriate and wrong. Well,
inappropriate is like wearing black shoes with brown pants. Wrong is
wearing black shoes and no pants.
Washington Post - Invitational Challenge was to come up with terribly inappropriate Christmas gift ideas.
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