"Come on baby make it hurt so good" joke
This guy who was only 5'3 was going to have sex with this girl at this party one night so they found a room and as soon as the girl had all of her clothes off she tells the guy. now i want you to give me nine inches and you better make it hurt. so the guy fucked her three times and then punched her.
The wives of four world leaders were having' tea' and the topic was raised of what one diplomatically calls a gentleman's manhood in their language.
Tony Blair's wife said in England people call it a gentleman, because it stands up when women are more...
It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed.
Sister Magdalene was also instructed not to look at Fr. John's nakedness if she could help it, do whatever he more...
One day at the veterinarian's office where I take my cat, a man and the receptionist were verbally sparring.
After a few moments a technician came to her co-worker's defense.
"Sir... Do you know what happens to aggressive males in this office ??"