"Computer Geek Pick-up Lines" joke

Nice Set of Floppies!

Hey, how' bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU.

I'd like to play on your laptop.

Need me to unzip your files?

If you were an ISP I'd dial you all day long.

I'd like to boot up your PC!

I'll bet my hard drive is the biggest you've ever seen.

I've got a 21 inch... (monitor)

I'd get a T3 to watch your streaming video...

Your homepage or mine?