"Computer Problem Report Form" joke

Computer Problem Report Form1. Describe your problem: ________________________________________________________________ ________________________________________________________________2. Now, describe the problem accurately: ________________________________________________________________ ________________________________________________________________3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem: ________________________________________________________________ ________________________________________________________________4. Problem Severity: A. Minor__ B. Minor__ C. Minor__ D. Trivial__5. Nature of the problem: A. Locked Up__ B. Frozen__ C. Hung__ D. Strange Smell__6. Is your computer plugged in? Yes__ No__7. Is it turned on? Yes__ No__8. Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes__ No__9. Have you made it worse? Yes__10. Have you had "a friend" who "Knows all about computers" try to fix it for you? Yes__ No__11. Did they make it even worse? Yes__12. Have you read the manual? Yes__ No__13. Are you sure you've read the manual? Maybe__ No__14. Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual? No__15. If you read the manual, do you think you understood it? Yes__ No__16. If' Yes' then explain why you can't fix the problem yourself. __________________________________________________________ __________________________________________________________17. What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred? __________________________________________________________ __________________________________________________________l8. If you answered' nothing' then explain why you were logged in? __________________________________________________________ __________________________________________________________l9. Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem? Yes__ No__20. Does the clock on your home VCR blink 12:00? Yes__ What's a VCR?__21. Do you have a copy of' PCs for Dummies'? Yes__ No__22. Do you have any independent witnesses to the problem? Yes__ No__23. Do you have any electronics products that DO work? Yes__ No__24. Is there anyone else you could blame this problem on? Yes__ No__25. Have you given the machine a good whack on the top? Yes__ No__26. Is the machine on fire? Yes__ Not Yet__27. Can you do something else instead of bothering me? Yes__

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