"Condom Brands" joke

Which condom would you use....Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.Ford Condoms: The best never rest.Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did? New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey- you never know.California Lotto Condoms: Who's next? Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing.Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.The Carl's Jr. Condom: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face...General Electric: We bring good things to life! AT&T condom: 'Reach out and touch someone.'Bounty: The quicker picker upper.Microsoft: where do you want to go today ? Energizer: It keeps going and going and going....M&M condom: 'It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!'Chevron: use them? people do.Taco Bell: get some; make a run for the borderMCI: for friends and familyDouble Mint: Double your pleasure, double your fun! The Sears latex condom: One coat is good for the entire winterDelta Airlines travel pack: Delta's ready when you areUnited Airlines travel pack: Fly UnitedThe Star Trek Condom: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone BeforeWendy Condoms: Where's the beef? Denny's Condoms: $1.99 Grand SlamMazda Condom: It Just Feels Right! Maxwell House: Good to the last drop! McDonalds condom: Over 99 billion servedHewlett Packard condoms: Expanding PossibilitiesBurger King: Have it your wayDairy Queen: We treat you rightAOL: So easy to use, no wonder it's #1

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