"Condoms" joke

Which condom would you use?
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>Nike Condoms: Just do it.
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>Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
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>Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
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>Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
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>Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
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>Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten millon strong and growing.
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>Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but Ph balanced for a woman.
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>Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.
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>Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
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>Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.
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>Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
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>New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey... you never know.
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>California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
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>Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
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>KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
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>Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.
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>Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
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>Campbells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.
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>The Carl's Jr. Condom: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't
>belong in your face!
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>General Electric: We bring good things to life!
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>AT&T condom: "Reach out and touch someone."
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>Bounty: The quicker picker upper.
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>Microsoft: Where do you want to go today?
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>Energizer: It keeps going and going and going....
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>M&M condom: "It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!"
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>Chevron: Use them? People do.
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>Taco Bell: Get some; make a run for the border.
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>MCI: For friends and family
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>Double Mint: Double your pleasure, double your fun!
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>The Sears latex condom: One coat is good for the entire winter.
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>Delta Airlines travel pack: Delta's ready when you are.
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>United Airlines travel pack: Fly United.
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>The Star Trek Condom: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before.
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>The John Bobbit: Riveted for her pleasure. Strong for his protection.
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>Diet Coke Condom: Just for the fun of it!
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