"Contagious" joke

A Teacher asks her class to use the word “contagious. ” Roland the class swat, gets up and says, “Last year I got the measles and my Mum said it was contagious. ” “Well done, Roland, ” says the teacher. “Can anyone else try? ” Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, “My grandma says there’s a bug going round, and it’s contagious. ” “Well done, Katie” says the teacher. “Anyone else? ” Little Irish Johnny jumps up and says, “Our next door neighbor is painting his house with a two-inch brush and my Dad says it will take the contagious. ”

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