Roland Jokes

Teacher asks her class to use the word' contagious'.

Roland the class swot, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my Mum said it was contagious."

"Well done, Roland" says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?"

Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious."

"Well done, Katie" says the teacher.

"Anyone else?" Little Irish Shaun jumps up and says in a broad Irish
voice, "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a two-inch brush and my Dad says it will take the contagious"......

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Roland!
Roland who?
Roland butter please! Knock Knock
Who's there?
Roland!
Roland who?
Roland Stone gathers no moss!

A Teacher asks her class to use the word “contagious. ” Roland the class swat, gets up and says, “Last year I got the measles and my Mum said it was contagious. ” “Well done, Roland, ” says the teacher. “Can anyone else try? ” Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, “My grandma says there’s a bug going round, and it’s contagious. ” “Well done, Katie” says the teacher. “Anyone else? ” Little Irish Johnny jumps up and says, “Our next door neighbor is painting his house with a two-inch brush and my Dad says it will take the contagious. ”