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Teacher asks her class to use the word' contagious'.
Roland the class swot, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my Mum said it was contagious."
"Well done, Roland" says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?"
Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious."
"Well done, Katie" says the teacher.
"Anyone else?" Little Irish Shaun jumps up and says in a broad Irish
voice, "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a two-inch brush and my Dad says it will take the contagious"......
A Teacher asks her class to use the word “contagious. ” Roland the class swat, gets up and says, “Last year I got the measles and my Mum said it was contagious. ” “Well done, Roland, ” says the teacher. “Can anyone else try? ” Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, “My grandma says there’s a bug going round, and it’s contagious. ” “Well done, Katie” says the teacher. “Anyone else? ” Little Irish Johnny jumps up and says, “Our next door neighbor is painting his house with a two-inch brush and my Dad says it will take the contagious. ”
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