"Corner Statue" joke
Having a good time in bed with her lover, the woman suddenly heard her husband entering the house. She told her lover to stand in the corner where she quickly rubbed oil all over him, then dusted him with powder. Whispering, she told him to stay perfectly still and pretend he was a statue.
As her husband entered the bedroom, he noticed something in the corner. "What is that dear?" he asked.
"Isn't it beautiful?" she replied. "It's a statue. I noticed one in the Hudson's bedroom and thought it was so unique I decided to get one for us as well."
Seeming to accept her explanation, they both retired for the day. A few hours later, the husband awoke, went to the kitchen, returned with a glass of milk and a sandwich and walked over to the statue. "Here, eat! I stood like a fool at the Hudson's for two days without even being offered a glass of water."
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