Hudson Jokes

Kate Hudson and rocker husband Chris Robinson have separated. A source inside the Hudson camp blames Robinson's scraggly appearance, saying, "That beard traps more food than Kirstie Alley's mouth."

The Hudson River in New York is frozen. People can’t really swim in it,but at least it makes a better runway for Chesley Sullenberger.

Reports are surfacing that Kate Hudson is officially separating from her husband, Black Crowes' singer, Chris Robinson.
Observers note this is the first divorce for actress Hudson, but the second for Robinson, citing his split with musical relevance sometime in the early 90's.

The preacher's Sunday service focused on 'forgiving your enemies'. After a lengthy sermon, he asked his congregation how many of them were willing to forgive their enemies. Only about half of them held up their hands.
Not satisfied, he harangued the congregation for another half an hour, then repeated his question. This time, he received a response of 90 percent.
Still not satisfied, he lectured for several more minutes and repeated his question again. Growing weary, everyone responded except for one old gentleman in the rear.
"Mr. Hudson, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?" the preacher bellowed.
"I don't have any," answered the old man.
"Mr. Hudson, that is most unusual. How old are you?" inquired the preacher.
"I'm 93," the old man replied.
"Mr. Hudson, please come up to the front and explain to the congregation how a man can live to be ninety-three years old and not have an enemy in the world," more...

Having a good time in bed with her lover, the woman suddenly heard her husband entering the house. She told her lover to stand in the corner where she quickly rubbed oil all over him, then dusted him with powder. Whispering, she told him to stay perfectly still and pretend he was a statue.
As her husband entered the bedroom, he noticed something in the corner. "What is that dear?" he asked.
"Isn't it beautiful?" she replied. "It's a statue. I noticed one in the Hudson's bedroom and thought it was so unique I decided to get one for us as well."
Seeming to accept her explanation, they both retired for the day. A few hours later, the husband awoke, went to the kitchen, returned with a glass of milk and a sandwich and walked over to the statue. "Here, eat! I stood like a fool at the Hudson's for two days without even being offered a glass of water."